"If any of the guys i talked too were to check my tumblr while we were still talking most my relationships/friendships wouldn’t have ended ."
— (via 1-unstoppable-contradiction)
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
"I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible."
— Tomaž Šalamun (via larmoyante)
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle